He can talk in a Scottish accent.
Stick a fork in me, I am done.
I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.
All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:
this made me want to watch hockey
that gif above me. is my home team.
1. I tried to but my cat laid down in front of me and I was forced to pet it
2. Getting out of bed was literally impossible for me today
3. I had the best of intentions completing whatever task, but I was too busy finding other “equally important tasks” to complete in place of the original.
4. I can’t do that without a substantial amount of coffee.