(Source: sizvideos)


*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy)


Oh god.

He can talk in a Scottish accent.

Stick a fork in me, I am done.


I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry





Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.Β 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team.Β 

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Valid excuses for life


1. I tried to but my cat laid down in front of me and I was forced to pet it

2. Getting out of bed was literally impossible for me today

3. I had the best of intentions completing whatever task, but I was too busy finding other β€œequally important tasks” to complete in place of the original.Β 

4. I can’t do that without a substantial amount of coffee.Β